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I was inspecting bridges during the Guld War and working for the government. I met a beautiful young woman there and had a wonderful time. Later I was arrested for assulting a member of the royal family. How did I know she was a princess?
I was taken out to the desert and a shiek pronounced the sentence for a foreinger, they didn't want to excute me openly so they set a task before me.
The sheik proclaimed that I had to enter a tent that was full of the infidels poison, alochol, and I had to drink 15 liters. In the second tent there was a tiger with an abcessed tooth, I had to pull it. In the third tent was a nympho, whom I had to satisfy. All in ten minutes.
When they fired the rifle I was off.
I ran into the 1st tent drinking and puking after a few bottles but I finished it all. I staggered out of the tent and threw the shiek a dirty look as I stumbled into the tent with the tiger.
There was screaming, growling and blood was splattering the sides of the tent then all was silent. I don't know how long I laid there but when I finally stumbled out I looked at the sheik out of one eye and asked him, "O.K., now where's the broad with the abcessed tooth"?
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