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I was sitting in a bar and this guy at the end was totally drunk. Sluring his words, spilling his drink. The guy gets up off his bar stool and falls down. I go over and help him back onto his bar stool.
A little while later he falls off his stool again and this time the bar tender has to help me get him back on his stool.
I tell the BT that we need to find out where this guy lives so we can get him home. We find his driver's license in his wallet and he only lives a coouple of blocks from me so I decied to give him a ride home.
At his house I know on the door and out comes a drunk woman with a bottle of Vodka in her hand and asks me what the hell I want.
I tell her the story and she looks at me and takes a long drink of Vodka and she asks; " OH YEAH, WHERE HIS WHEEL CHAIR."?
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