Forum - Weird wishes

I work as an escort for two years now and i had a few very strange requests from my clients. maybe the strangest one was when one man asked me to give a handjob to a horse. If you want to speak about your expiriences and strangest requests you get I am here.
Kisses Irena

Yup, I recall two off hand. One was stepping on live bugs another was crapping on newspapers.

Irena,I was just really curious to know if you gave the horse the hand job,or not.I have been in this a year and a half,and not had any really weird requests as of yet,but never know one could come at any time.

I haven't had many very strange requests, but I have had a few that were strange to me. For example, a good repeat client has been out of the country and missed me so he wanted me to perform services for someone local and allow him to watch on webcam. I guess this wasn't so strange other than he paid for the services as if he was getting them so the other guy got 3 hours for free while my repeat client got the bill. He left it up to me who the other person was so it wasn't a gift to a friend or anything.

I have a weird request. Does any escort join her client on Adventure vacations? Like white water rafting in the Grand Canyon or flying air planes?

I suppose I would if someone wanted it. Part of being an escort at least for me is travel and social interaction. Part of GFE for me is anything within reason that a gf would do.

I have had a couple over the years, One guy wanted me to crap and pee on him, another guy wanted me to stomp on his cock and balls with my stillito's...and yet another guy asked if I would give him several enemas and make him eat what he put out...
IMAGINE THAT SHYTT....No pun intended...
and NO I passed on all of those requests.....
I have to ask, did the horse get the hand job? (lmao)

paulh50 Posted 27/03/2007 22:50:17
I have a weird request. Does any escort join her client on Adventure vacations? Like white water rafting in the Grand Canyon or flying air planes?
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your request isn't weird at all honey, a lot of men ask ladies in our profession to join them at/on some outing or the other...personally, I love nothing more than to be asked to join my date on an outing that is adventurous and exciting....

Kisses

Hey there, well to be frank, I'm a bit curious to find out if you did give the hand job to the horse, lol, that was good..I've been asked by clients to do alot of stuff, I just don't find it weird, hmmm, where do I start, there's the guy who wants to be fisted and then opened with both my hands, same guy paid me to ring him at six in the morning when I went for my dump so he could listen on the phone, that was fun. There's the guy who pays me a tenner for every used condom I provide and then he and his wife sucks the cum out and I could continue for the whole day, damn the whole week. Is it just me who seem to attract the weird ones, lol.

I once got called up by a lady i n her 40's. when i showed up in her hotel room, her request was to watch her using her lapdog to comfort her orally and masturbate in front of her, while watching.
And no - i didn't. Dogs just don't turn me on.

Anybody else here spanked a college professor? lmao

Mike...
This chick wanted you to masturbate while her dog ate her coochie....where's the fun in that for you.....
I see how you had to refuse her request....
LMAO.....We do get weird one's sometimes dont we.....KISSES


PS....If I were into that sort of thing, I would be afraid my dog would get carried away and take a bite out of my coochie.....OUCH.....LMAO

I'd love to get requests like this one.....
Keep doing your thang girlfriend..

KISSES


NOT THE ONE ABOUT THE HORSE HANDJOB....The one from Miranda....

I find the request for water sports is rather weird.
Why would anyone want someone to poo on their chests, or wee in their mouths?
Confuses me! Haha! x

i had a girl asking me to pee in her mouth and then she wanted to transfer it to me, no i did not do this