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How to read between the lines. And maybe makke discretion the better part of valor?
1.)* FINE:* This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
wrong and you need to shut up.
2.)* Five Minutes:* If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) *Nothing:* This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) *Go Ahead:* This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) *Loud Sigh:* This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) *That's Okay:* This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) *Thanks:* A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.) *Whatever:* Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU!
9.) *Don't worry about it, I got it:* Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking,
"what's wrong " , for the woman's response refer to #3.
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