Forum - Blonde Joke

She's Got Mail :

A man was in his front yard gardening when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL.""

Golf Balls

A man got on a the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful, sexy blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging front pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls”.

Never-the-less, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”.