Forum - And On The Menu Today We Have.....

I thought this joke was pretty funny and thought I would share it.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile,"can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am".
The man replies "well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

Thank you. extremely funny.

Your welcome and glad you enjoyed it too.

Haha! Just LOL and excellent.

Thanks SexyTwo and yeah, I thought it was really funny as well.

An awesome nasty joke!
:)))

Thanks kotikkk and yeah I thought it was a very good one too. I also have a friend that shares his jokes with me from time to time. Maybe, I can get something from him to put on here. He usually has some really dirty and funny jokes to tell me when given the chance.

hahaha..
what a joke.. give us more..

Thanks and I'll have more for everyone later on too. Will keep them coming as well(smiling).

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