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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,
> 'Please, may I hide
> under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
> The nun agreed.
> A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
> Sister, have you
> seen a soldier?'
> The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
> After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from
> under her skirt and
> said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister.
> You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .
> The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
> The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you
> have a great pair of
> legs!'
> The nun replied,
> 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have
> seen a great pair of
> balls.....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'
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