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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "You can haver her shipped home for $5,000 or you can have her buried here, in the Holy Land, for $150.
The man thought about it and decided to have her sent home. "Why," the undertaker asked, "would you want to send her home when it would be wonderful to bury her here and save all that money?"
The man replied, "Long ago, a man died here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"
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