ESCORT POLITICS

Is it me being a plain old moaner again or are some people just dumb??

I have very few things on my list of DOs & DONTS, but they are there to safeguard myself as much as avoid wasting anyones time!!

I mean here it is
FIRSTLY..under NO circs will i offer bareback services, i love life too much and want to continue doing so yet i constantly get guys calling, asking me if i do so. The other day i had a guy call, ask me what i meant by GFE, so i gave my definition for him to continue to tell me that him having the true GFE would also be the intimacy of unprotected sex...loser!!

SECONDLY..i dont offer phone sex and also advise this on my main profile. There are girls who offer this service but its not what i am about, yet the other day, actually morning, 0800 it was too-yawn!! I had a young 21 yr old lad call me asking if i was free the following day, of course i obliged and he agreed to call me to confirm the next morning, alas, the conversation continued by him paying me soem compliments, always nice to hear of course. Then he began telling me his cock wanted to release all over me...the conversation continued where he asked me if i minded if he wanked over one of my pics whilst i listened. Was quite funny actually, especially as i know he wanted me to speak dirty to him, did i heck-lol!! I killed his damn erection there and then by saying ''Youre a sex pest arent you??'' What!! he replied. ''Bet i killed ya dick tho hey, he replied''Yeah actually. Bye then!!!!!

THIRDLY...does any other of you escorts get offended when people call you asking you to to do bookings half teh price, i find this quite offensive. I know its alot of money but hey its a service thats not necessary especially if you cant afford it!! Besides i like to think im worth it, i do exactly what i say on the label & am always honest and upfront about me & my services.

FOURTH...I WILL NOT ANSWER CALLS FROM WITHELD OR PRIVATE NUMBERS, i have even left an extended message on my voicemail now advising callers that i will not answer such calls no matter how many times they may call but if they leave their number i am quite prepared to return the call.

LASTLY...i request all clients are as clean and hygienic as i myself am yet i walked out of a booking the other week after meeting a guy who clearly looked like he had washed for the occasion...no way hosey!!
Obviously he had handed over the money first off, gratefully recieved. As we were chatting i had a sudden waft of his not so fresh breath, ok, kissing defo out of the equation, as we carried on talking i noticed he had some kind of bites or pimples around the back of his neck, trust me it wanst shaving rash. After noticing this i was looking for more faults, i had so many things running around in my mind, he just looked scruffy if that makes sense, even though he had had a shower. Lovely guy and all but i werent prepared to look any further, i said look hun, i gotta be honest, i cant go through with this booking!! I did give him his money back as i wouldnt have felt right just taking it, i know many girls would but its just not me, he was a sweet enough guy just not as clean as i hoped. Now if he had have been a pratt about things i would have quite easily found myself better off but that werent the case

Please guys, i know that some of us write essays, mine especially ( i will try & shorten it now somehow to ease the pain) but the info is there for your own benefit, i also appreciate that not all girls write genuine, honest info but even so, if you read then you just may save yourself time and the let down!!

bUT TO ALL YOU GENUINELY LOVELY GUYS WHO RESPECT & APPRECIATE US GIRLS...LOVE YA STILL!!!!

Its me, all there in my profile babeez....

Comments

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Andy-Spice

10/30/07 14:20

Agree... Those loser men who trying to ignore the rules or trying to bargain does not understand that their satisfaction is very much depend on the escort provider satisfaction , the more satisfy the provider the better it is... Only that way TRUE GFE situation can be accomplish...

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daka1

02/15/08 00:18

I went to see a masseuse once who was surprised that I showed up freshly showered and smelling nice!

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Austin Baxter

01/18/09 10:11

I am trying to come up with a lot of my own rules right now and I would of course expect people to read them. Even being new to all this it is apalling that people would disrespect someone and waste someone's time by getting them to cheapen themselves. I found this post very informative.

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LickerQwiker

12/22/10 12:07

I dont think any of the items mentioned, firstly -> lastly, is out of the norm. Hygeine is certainly an expetation of most men I would think and everybody needs to be careful with their bodies no matter the circumstances. You as an Escort have every right to have conditions and every right to say no as well.

Good on you for speaking up.

Michael

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Deleted User 669409

01/07/11 23:18

I love your post Lacey, so honest, so open, so true. And I am especially please that you were honest enough to give the guy his money back when you realize you were not able to continue with the date. You may have missed out on some money but you gained a lot on your dignity.

In a day and age as this I cannot believe guys ask for bareback services. I once had a guy called and asked me if I provided bareback service and I replied "No, and you shouldn't either". Was I being harsh? Of course not. I enjoy my healthy status, and if he has a death wish he should just jump off a bridge and end it all. Just leave me out of it. :)

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kumar sharma

07/15/11 07:46

I am a hot guy, age 32, india looking to have some fun and money. I am ready for any kind of relations from friendship to any extent as u want. Could travel to any place in India. To have my services just mail me and i'll give u my phone number in reply. Mail me for rates as they depend on the kind of service you want. ...

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CAMILLA BLOND

03/01/11 14:09

hello yes guys still ask for bareback because there are escort stupid to do it and they even advertise they provide bareback and lovi it saying there is no problem because they go every month at the clinic and do blood tests!!! how stupid is that?? for 100 pound you can get something more then sex.. aids or sifilis or who knows? if you re lucky you can get only an infeccion that you can take some pills and it s gone.. think of the others!

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Angel34

03/05/11 13:20

I couldnt agree more myself. It really pisses me off when I get phone calls asking to negotiate on price, and even more so when stupid ass men ask 4 bare back. What is with these people, do they not value there lives or what!! I had a guy only yesterday and had to give him his money back. Oh my his breath was so bad I was gagging and every time he came near me, oh dear it wasnt good. I asked him to go have a shower and he refused so I had to give him his £120 back. But hey shit happens. I have my morales and standards and I'm sticking to them for sure!!

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Miss Bronte

03/31/11 07:06

I agree with all that you said in your article. The Profile clearly states what I am prepared to do and yet they ask for 'quickies', 'CIM', and other things.

I HATE smoking with a passion and refused a Client recently who told me he didn't smoke but turned up stinking of it. Rather go without the money thanks.

I also have to see a face pic of a Client before I book him. It is just a thing with me and if they refuse to send one then no booking... So far I have been really lucky with my Clients.

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leggy and lovely

06/04/11 02:13

I agree 100% , good article by the way, my biggest gripes are with the escorts , I feel that have no class, that copy others and by posting full up close genital pics, to graphic!!! have some class! LEAVE something to the imagination, I feel what you see isn't always what you get, ie:class!!
and to the girls that bare back, you won't be around long anyway!!!

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